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Kosovo Driving Rules
The Kosovo driving rules made fun of the KLA and K-Albanian drivers
in general. It was a list of things
like:
- Roll down the window before you throw the grenade.
- Pull the pin
on the grenade before you throw it.
- Throw the grenade - not the
pin.
- Drive AWAY from the grenade after you throw it.
- Roll the window
down before firing the AK-47.
- When driving, don't let the passengers
shoot out through the driver's window.
- Don't allow the passengers
to shoot the AK-47 through the windshield.
- Roll down ALL of the
windows before firing the RPG.
- Shoot the RPG out through an open
window, not through the windshield.
- When driving, don't let the
front passenger fire the RPG out through the passenger window
(think about this one).
- Passing in a curve while going uphill is
not OK.
- You do not gain more control over the vehicle by going faster.
- Tanks have the right of way.
- And so on....
Contributed by Barry Fletcher and Derek Chappell Back
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